Personal food accountability agent

The food agent that knows you better every week.

Send a meal photo. The agent logs it, learns your patterns, opens cases on your repeat offenders, and gets smarter the longer you use it. On WhatsApp or Telegram.

The roast is the front door. The agent is the house.
See how it works
● No card required · 18+ only · Not a medical service
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Modes
7d
Free trial
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Active cases
What the agent does

Three things you get every week.

The roast is the loud bit. The memory and the case progression are the reason you stay.

01
The Roast · Exhibit A
Photo → verdict in <10s
Send a meal photo. Get a verdict — specific, personal, screenshot-worthy. Calibrated to your mode and intensity. Never about your body. Always about the pattern.
So. Biryani. 10:47pm. Again. That's the fourth late-night biryani this month. You told me on Day 2 the mission was stop the late-night orders.
02
The Callback · Exhibit B
Memory → pattern → question
Every meal, promise, and excuse is stored and referenced in future roasts. The agent gets sharper the longer you use it — Day 7 is when most users realise it actually knows them.
Third Wednesday in a row you've sent me a salad at 1pm. The first two both ended with chocolate at 4pm. I'm not going to celebrate the salad. I'm going to ask about the 4pm.
03
Case Closed · Exhibit C
Verdict PNG · shareable
When a case closes, you get a 1080×1080 shareable verdict card. Every closed case generates the next one from new pattern data. The system never runs out of cases.
Three weeks. Nine Tuesdays. Zero deliveries after 9pm. The pattern is broken. The case is your first trophy.
Choose your vibe

Two modes. Switch any time.

You pick the mode at onboarding. The agent keeps the same persona — only the intensity changes.

Investigator
Hard

Savage roasts, pattern callouts, full accountability. No coddling. You asked for this and the agent remembers you asked.

"Day 14. Fourth 'just one slice' this week. At some point we are going to have to talk about whether your 'one' counts in base-10 or base-4."
Witness
Real

Firm but supportive. The agent still tracks patterns and pushes back — it just does it as someone on your side, not a hater in your corner.

"Third late lunch in a row. Not a disaster. But your 3pm energy crash is about to make a decision for you. What would change if dinner started at 7?"
Intensity
Say "dial it up" or "go easy"
How the agent works

Six things, one agent.

A real agent, not a bot. It watches, remembers, and acts on its own schedule — not just when you message it.

01 · Core mechanic

Case system

Every pattern becomes a case. Cases open, progress, and close — each closed case generates the next one from new data. You always have something to work on.

02

AI memory

Every meal, promise, and excuse is stored and referenced in future roasts. The agent gets sharper the longer you use it — the reason people stay past Day 30.

03

The roast

Send a photo. Get a verdict — specific, personal, screenshot-worthy. Never about your body. Always about the pattern.

04

Weekly verdict

Every Sunday 7pm. A grade, the week's worst offense, repeat offenders, case progress. The report card you didn't know you needed.

05

The check-in

Proactive pings at your specific weak moments — the Tuesday 9pm, the Sunday brunch. Based on your history, not a generic schedule.

06

Ranks & streaks

Rookie → Detective → Inspector → Commissioner → your own personal title at Day 730+. Earned by streak or cumulative days — missing a meal doesn't punish you.

Sample verdicts

What the agent actually says.

Hard mode · Inspector rank · Day 22

"You said Sunday was a reset. This is the third Sunday in a row that reset has included a full pizza. I'm filing an amendment to your definition of the word."

Operation: Weekend ResetExhibit 11
Real mode · Detective rank · Day 8

"That's a good lunch. Genuinely. But I noticed you skipped breakfast two hours ago. This pattern usually ends with a 10pm order. What's your plan for 6pm?"

Pattern: Skip → bingeCallback
Hard mode · Rookie rank · Day 3

"Biryani. Again. 11pm. You've been in the program for 72 hours and you've sent me this exact photo three times. We need to have a serious conversation about your Tuesday evenings."

Operation: filedExhibit A, B, C
House rules

What the agent will not do.

Ten rules that apply across every mode, every intensity, every user. No exceptions.

01
Never roast your body. Only your food choices and patterns. Weight, size, and appearance are off-limits — always.
02
Never roast small portions or restriction. Eating less is never the goal. Eating on purpose is.
03
Calories and macros off by default. You have to explicitly turn them on with /numbers on. Even then, the agent gives ranges, not precise counts.
04
Streaks track engagement, not perfection. A missed meal does nothing. Streaks break only after 48 hours of total silence.
05
"I need a break" pauses everything. Your streak, your case, your check-ins — all held. No questions asked.
06
Reply 🛑 any time. The agent backs off immediately — no explanation needed, no pushback.
07
Panic button always free. SOS is never gated, never sarcastic, never monetised. Even on the free tier.
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An ED screener runs on every message. If risk is detected, the agent drops character instantly and shares local crisis resources.
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Mode and intensity are yours. Change them any time. The agent never silently switches — it asks.
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We work with you, not against you. The tone is sharp. The agenda is not.
This is not a medical, nutritional, or mental health service. If you're struggling with food or eating, please speak to a healthcare professional.
Behavioral science basis

The research is boring and real. Self-monitoring roughly doubles weight-loss outcomes (Hollis et al., Kaiser Permanente, 2008). New behaviors take about 66 days on average to become automatic — not 21 (Lally et al., 2010). The agent is designed around that, not against it.

Pricing

7 days free. Then pick a plan.

The trial is the full agent — every mode, every feature. On Day 7 you decide.

Start free. Stay because it works.
No card · Full agent · Cancel anytime
Monthly
₹499/mo
Cancel anytime
  • Full agent, every feature
  • 10 roasts a day
  • Unlimited active cases
  • Weekly verdict + check-ins
  • AI memory, ranks, streaks
Annual
₹4,990/yr
~₹416/mo · 2 months free
  • Everything in Monthly
  • 2 months free vs monthly
  • Priority template rollouts
  • Case dashboard early access
Lifetime
₹9,990one-time
Launch pricing · raises after 100th buyer
  • Everything, forever
  • Name your hater persona
  • Founding Flame marker
  • 3 streak freezes a week
  • Early previews & direct feedback

Payment via Razorpay (India) / Paddle (global) · All plans carry a 7-day full-feature trial.
After trial: stripped free tier keeps you connected.

FAQ

The honest answers.

If you pay, everything continues — your case, your streak, your memory, all intact. If you don't, you drop to a stripped free tier: 1 roast a day, no memory, no cases, no check-ins, no verdict. Your trial case freezes at Day 7 and restores exactly there if you ever upgrade. Panic button remains free forever.
We take this seriously. Ten House Rules prevent obvious harms: no body roasts, no portion roasts, no calorie mentions by default, no roasting restriction, and an ED screener that breaks character and shares crisis resources if risk is detected. Reply 🛑 any time. ShameKitchen is not a medical, nutritional, or mental health service.
Off by default. Send /numbers on to add calorie ranges (not precise counts — photo estimates are ~30% off and we won't fake precision). Turn off with /numbers off. This is a behavioral accountability agent, not a tracker.
A case is a specific pattern the agent has evidence for. The agent proposes cases; you accept, modify, or skip. Each case has a goal, a duration, and a verdict at the end. When a case closes, you get a shareable PNG and the agent generates the next case from new data. This is the main reason people stay past Day 30.
Yes, any time. Just say "switch to Real" or "switch to Hard." You can also dial intensity up or down within a mode. The agent never silently switches modes based on distress signals — it asks first.
Phone number, first name, mode choice, goals, meal descriptions and photos, case history, and memory embeddings — stored on Supabase (private buckets, 60-second signed URLs). Photos auto-delete after 90 days. Send DELETE MY DATA for full wipe. Processors: Twilio, OpenAI, Supabase, Razorpay, Paddle.
Not a medical serviceShameKitchen is not a medical, nutritional, or mental health service. If you're struggling with food or eating, speak to a healthcare professional.
18+ onlyYou must be 18 or older to use this product. Not designed for or appropriate for anyone under 18.
Help is realReply SOS any time for in-product crisis resources. India · US · UK · AU · BR · DE · SEA supported. Or visit findahelpline.com.

Stop doing this alone.

Send the first photo. The agent builds the case. You decide how hard.

No card required · 18+ · Cancel by replying STOP · Not a medical service

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